NH teen's lurid Hot Pockets viral video gets him banned (Warning - graphic content)

Just when you thought Hot Pockets news couldn't get any yuckier, along comes VERSACEPOCKETS, aka @VERSACEPOPTARTS, aka Thot Pocket, a very bored 18-year-old New Hampshire teen with a hunger for Internet fame and the answer to a question nobody ever asked -- how does it feel to fornicate with crispy, buttery, gooey ham-n-cheesy goodness?